Come on, kiddies, let's start quoting shit! And if we don't have anything quoteworthy, PULL SOMETHING OUT YOUR ASS!

"If there's one thing you can count on in this universe, it is that nothing will ever make any fucking sense if you look much into it." --Me

"I like to think that, given the unprovable nature of just about everything that does and doesn't exist in reality and unreality, I'm going to one day sprout giant bug wings for no apparent reason, look at them, and say, 'AHHHH GOD I'M A BUG, AHH AHH AHH I HATE BUGS!!!1!!eleventy-one OH GOD GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFFFFFF'" --Also me

"Do you seriously think this is going to work?"
"Seriously man, there's no fucking way this could work."
"I mean, just think about it! Yeah, that right there? That's impossible." --All me.

"Not. One. Word. I've taken enough grief about calling my goddamn car the goddamn Batmobile. I'm the goddamn batman, and I can call my goddamn car whatever the hell I want to call it." --The Goddamn Batman

"One really doesn't get more boned than that." --Othar Tryggvassen, Gentleman Adventurer

"I swear I am going to update even if I have to update with my freaking teeth. Aaaaargh." --Amber Williams

"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." --Mitch Ratcliffe

"I think you've injured my brain."
"Injured it with logic!"
"Sure, let's call it 'logic'..." --El Goonish Shive, Susan, Tedd, then Susan

"I get it. I see where this is going. She came here, claiming to be the Heterodyne--with her stupid pink airship and her pretty perfect clothes and her cheap theatrics--trying to steal my town and my castle--not to mention, she tried to kill me and is probably the one responsible for that army of clanks at my gate--but I'm the big meanie, because I made Princess Psycho cry. I'm the bad guy, because, for whatever reason, you didn't tell your nasty little friend who you are, and now she's sad. So now you're mad at me--because now she's all sweet and teary and needs rescuing, and I'm the evil madgirl with the death ray and freakish ancestors--and the town full of minions--and the horde of Jagers--and the homicidal castle full of sycophantic evil geniuses and fun-sized hunter-killer monster clanks and goodness knows what else-- ... And you know what? I CAN WORK WITH THAT!" --Agatha Heterodyne, Girl Genius